[MISSION] Of Student Councils and Unoriginality

Inasuke's quest for a Vil mini continues, but something is off.

The fic, titled "The Emotionless Leader", does not fully belong to Blueswriting as it contains large amounts of plagiarism from various sources, but they're welcome to whatever they've actually created.

The following text is a work of parodic/satirical literary analysis.

Info about (m/n) and The Student Council

"I want a Vil mini, I want a Vil mini, why are there no Vil minis," Inasuke rambled like a madman. Crowding at his feet and latching to his head were trappula, leach, roseheart, buchi and Disomania, none of whom Pomefiore-based, let alone of Vil. This was taking a toll on the poor boy; despite the amount of Twisted Wonderland badfics the Demonly Kings had gone through and misspellings therein, the Evil Queen-based character had mysteriously evaded all cruelty to canon spelling in all of them. Floating with Inasuke in the profile chapter void were Momoka and Urato, the former flustered and at a loss for words to comfort him, the latter quite ticked off by his whining.

"Look, dude's name only got three letters. Kinda hard tah misspell dat," Urato said, all while keeping his shoes out of the maw of leach, an ugly turquoise moray eel with swirling black patterns all over its body as though someone doodled all over it with a black marker.

"What about his last name, or the name of his dorm? Even I struggle to spell those." He then pointed at trappula chewing on his hair, and tears welled up in his eyes. "See, Ace also has only three letters in his name, and look what we got!"

Urato was given no time to answer – it was his turn to get upset at the fic, while the Words read aloud the attributes of (m/n) the main Stu over a picture of [default male Lord of Avillon from Lord of Heroes].

Club:Student Concil Status: student concil president Strength: 10/10 Intelligent: 10/10 Power:10/10 Unique magic: magic absorption His unique magic allows him to used other students unique magic, it only works when he touch someone like a dorm leader, […]

"Not only do ya steal 'nother continuum's character design, ya gotta rip off someone else's unique magic too? What ya have dere is priddy much Azul's unique magic, ya moron!" Urato grumbled between his teeth. "Whadda heck is with all dis plagiarism, man? Is dere no originality left in dis world 'nymore?"

"Character designs and powers aren't the only things this Stu is ripping off. He's usurping other characters' jobs too," Momoka added. "NRC doesn't need a student council; that's what dorm leaders are for. They're rendering canon characters redundant!"

Barely into the OC profile chapter, and the fic had displayed enough badness to personally annoy all three of the agents present. Inasuke had already broken into tears at the appearance of heartslable, the Stu council's rampant appropriation of other canons' official character designs irked Urato (one of them being [Ōkurikara from Touken Ranbu] no less), while Momoka was steaming at the sheer audacity of the council of Stus. The mission was sure to be gruelling.

Chapter 1

I feel normal, I feel normal, Momoka whispered over and over again. Once again disguised as teenage boys in the school's ceremonial dress, the agents watched the fic be even more irritating than it already was: the entrance ceremony went relatively like it did in the game, wrong location aside (earning another complaint from Urato about unoriginality), Halls of Mirrors the mini-Overblotting Grim appeared (much to the annoyance of Inasuke), and the Stu council paraded in and took all attention for themselves (which ticked off Momoka).

When ever the headmaster is not present (M/n) is trusted to take his place as supervisor and advisor, to tell the truth his Job is more like babysitting than anything important but he doesn't mind it.

Unlike the previous mission, none of the agents was in the mood for chatting. Despite the boring narration and the Stus' ineptly written dialogues, the fic kept the agents too consistently bothered to think of anything else. Once riddles and Crowleys spawned, they unanimously decided to skip the chapter and spare themselves much canon regurgitation and Stu banality.

Chapter 2

(M/n) petted the pup, whose name was apparently "Kenji Ohayō", and got out of bed getting ready for the day. He wore the same uniforms as the Disomania students with the green vest and black coat but he doesn't wear the Disomania armband but his red students council armband.

Disomania the mini-Overblotting Malleus let out a prolonged, displeased growl.

The agents short of had visible cross-popping veins on their foreheads, and Urato had snapped his CAD, disguised as Savanaclaw magical pen, both to mercy-kill it and out of anger. Not even the head Stu's pet was original – in place of a description was a screenshot of [Tetsuya #2 from Kuroko's Basketball]. "He- he friggin' kidnapped 'nother canon's character," Urato said, face white, while OFF WITH ITS HEAD the mini-Overblotting Riddle on his shoulder was red like a ripe apple. "Dese guys're dead, n' fast!"

"They've even created minis for another canon for good measure," Inasuke said, Korras the mini-fire ferret clinging to his calf. In the Stu council's glorious mission of being unoriginal as was their wont, one of them, Sora Kazuya of Ignihyde, designed like [Arthur Conan Doyle from Ikemen Vampire], had gadget that is base on Legend of korra yet couldn't be bothered to correctly spell the name of the show's titular character. "I can't take this anymore! Vil won't show up anyway; let's just put an end to this!"

"I agree with Inasuke-kun; we have enough charges, and I want to go home, badly," Momoka said, producing her RA disguised as Octavinelle magical pen. "We can catch them all in one place next chapter. This has got to be the most unbearable fic I've ever read."

Chapter 3

The main students Kalim, Jade, Silver, Riddle, Jamil and Azul blushed at the sight of (M/n)'s removing his sports uniform coat. 'So hot'.they all thought.

… but not for long, as the main Stu and his Stu cronies were swarmed by a host of mini-Overblots, among which were newly spawned Riddel, Lucious, Sports feild and hearstyble. Tackled to the ground, the Stus beheld three students, one Heartslabyul, one Savanaclaw and one Octavinelle, stand before them and read out something from a notebook.

"(M/n) (Y/n) and all your cohorts, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum convict you of crimes against fanfiction and Twisted Wonderland canon," Inasuke announced amidst the stares of the entire class. "Charges against you include creating an unnecessary and annoying student council, thus undermining the role of dorm heads; creating a fic that mostly comprises plagiarism from a multitude of sources, to wit: lazily rehashing the game's plot; lifting official character designs from various other canons; ripping off another character's unique magic, namely Azul's It's a Deal; and kidnapping a character from another canon, namely Tetsuya #2 from Kuroko's Basketball. You are also charged with creating an army of minis, one of which is native to another continuum; brainwashing other students into lusting for you; bad English and boring narrative; and most importantly being a gang of pointless Gary Stus. You are all sentenced to death."

It didn't take even a blink for the Stu council to all have Off With Your Head cast on them by an annoyed Riddle for upsetting school bureaucracy. With their magic sealed away, Momoka easily stabbed them and Urato bashed their heads. Once the class all had the badfic's influence neuralyzed out of them and the kidnapped dog returned to its universe, the agents headed home, gleeful and relieved. Momoka in particular couldn't wait to see Kaguya…

… only to be disappointed. Not only was Kaguya himself not in RC 381 or 🤘, every trace of him was also gone. His clothes, his belongings, not a single item could be found anywhere in either response centres. His makeup table still sat against the wall, but was stripped of all the beauty items on top and inside the drawers. Not even a strand of his hair remained.

Momoka almost had a heart attack.

A/N: This entry was started, and is set, before late October 2022, which was when the Hunchback of Notre Dame event came out and explicitly established that NRC does not have a student council. One can never appreciate enough a bit of hindsight humour.

Minis:

Mini-Overblots:

trappula
leach
roseheart
buchi
Disomania
heartslable
Halls of Mirrors
riddles
Crowleys
OFF WITH ITS HEAD
Riddel
Lucious
Sports feild
hearstyble

Avatar: The Last Airbender minis:

Korras (adopted by Linstar)