[MISSION] Of Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust (pt. 1)

Urato and Inasuke mission in the Disney Fairies continuum and find themselves in for a bit of surprise.

Warning for in-fic objectionable content: poor portrayal of teenage depression. The writer of this blog does not endorse the contents and views put forth by the work of fiction being parodied in it.

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The fic cited/referenced in this story, titled "Princess Elphaba, The Strange" belongs to LyllithWho and they're welcome to keep or do anything they want with it.

The following text is a work of parody/satire that contains literary analysis.

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Havendish Square, housing the Pixie Dust Tree, as depicted in Pixie Hollow Online

One stretch of the land was hills of young grass and valleys of budding roses, yet another was plains of crimson maple leaves and fields of cloud-white cottonpuff. Over in this meadow sunlight kissed dewdrops upon blooming sunflowers, yet in that forest snow over pine trees glistened under the moon. Here a bush dressed in ripe red berries, there an oak branch studded with acorns. Fragrances ever lingered in the wind, every being was clothed in beautiful colours, pixie dust sprinkled a touch of magic upon all of the land. Pixie Hollow was a feast for the eyes and sweet nectar for the soul, a place of beauty and magic capable of making the driest narrator gush a wall of purple prose. This was where our story began.

"Ura-chan! I bet you can't fly like me! Wanna race?" called a petite brown-haired Sparrow Man – the term this continuum used to call a male fairy – clad in the uniform of Scout-talent fairies, zooming around in the air near the Pixie Dust Tree. Flying brought him endless joy; he pirouetted several times in the air, looped twice, trailed pixie dust into a heart shape, laughing all the while.

"And I ain't gonna help ya if ya run outta dat yellow dust thing," said another Sparrow Man, a tall and buff redhead wearing the same Scout uniform, who was perching on a branch and looking glum as all get-out.

The fic was not that decent at description, yet the scenery around the agents was as close to Disney Fairies canon as it could get. This was not without a reason; the agents were still set up for much torment, albeit differently this time. The canon-compliant aesthetics were the Word World's way of lulling them into a false sense of security so they could be caught off guard, and so Inasuke continued to zip around in mid-air and feel the wind on his face, unaware of his impending fate.

It was only inevitable that his enjoyment was cut short.

Okay, just one thing needs to be said about this new fanfic… Tinkerbell never existed; I am simply using Pixy Hollow and the other fairies. Annnnnnnnnnnnd… instead of 'Tinkerbell', I will be using my own original character! WOOP! Okay, here we go! I don't own Tinkerbell…

All of a sudden, something started scurrying along his body underneath his clothes, rather like a rat. "Argh! Where did this thing come from? Get off me!" he screamed, kicking and spinning in the air and trying to swat whatever it was. It took a while, but he did manage to catch the culprit: a mini-sprinting thistle wearing a sign that read Pixy.

But tonight, the winds would change the norm of the Fairies and a new type of angel will be born. For tonight, instead of the first laugh of a child, a young woman will cry for her lost loved ones and friends. Tonight, at one past midnight, the depressed teen will weep. And the winds of magic will break apart the dying rose in her hands, sending one small petal flying into Pixy Hollow. But on its way there, rain would begin to fall, weeping and asking why this piece of flower was floating all alone. But no force of nature could stop the petal, nothing at all.

"Violating canon from the get-go," Inasuke grumbled, watching the almost comical sight of a petal with its own personal raincloud. "Weren't those three Strawberry Shortcake Sues enough? Is there a trend of shoehorning needless drama and darkness into lighthearted stories? Aren't the Tinker Bell movies compelling enough? Ura-chan, charge for that as well as replacing the canon character Tinker Bell."

Urato scribbled lazily onto his notepad, under disguise as a leaf scroll, while Inasuke flew over and shoved Pixy and newly spawned Pixy Dust and Pixy Hollow into the Bag. The latter then sat down on the branch, and both started watching the badfic unfold from behind the leaves. The scene played out more or less like Tinker Bell's arrival in the first film, except the flying petal and the resulting ghastly pale Sue pixie tried as hard to be as wangsty and clash as much with the beautiful setting as possible.

But when the dust settled, a pale girl could be seen lying there, sleeping. Her hair was extremely long, and a bright brown color, but with several chunks of orange. The small teen was lying with her back facing the audience that waited for their queen to appear. She wore a long red dress, the color of the petal she once was, and one of her small feet could be seen. She wasn't wearing shoes, her black nails could be seen.

"Ugh, charge for butt-ugly hair! Also, black nails in Pixie Hollow?" Inasuke whined. That the Sue's eyelashes turned into tiny houses upon being dictated that they were shadowing her eyes in a dark manor was the icing on the cake.

The talent item that responded to the Sue was a small necklace with a single black gem on the end, prompting Inasuke to cry, "How is it a talent?" The worst offense came when Queen Clarion declared the Sue a very special gift and the new princess, Elphaba, which had Inasuke tug at his hair grumbling about canned Sue mince among other things.

While the madness was happening and his partner was whinging, Urato was losing attention by the second. This was the fifth time he was missioning in continua he wasn't interested in, though this one at least allowed him to be a buff male warrior. He zoned out, thinking gloomily about the Touken Ranbu event runs he missed and the Twisted Wonderland gacha he badly wanted to roll one more time…

As a fairy with short, spiky blond hair named Helena arrived – in place of canonical Bobble and Clank – to lead the Sue away, Inasuke casually tossed out a remark, "Well, good thing Hazama-sempai isn't here. He'll probably go crazy and eat everyone alive if he sees the Sue's crime against fashion and makeup."

As if by miracle, Urato's then-pointed ears picked up a fell noise from afar. It sounded half like a beast roaring, half like a human shouting, with a vocal quality that could almost shake one to the spine with sheer monstrosity.

"Oi, don't tell me…" Urato uttered.

(to be continued)